Fan Of Alternative Therapies Pillows

Would you have anything for a head-ache?

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

New Age Store.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

Alternative Medicine.

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'And just where did you study medicine?'

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Cowboy Acupuncture

Acupressure Gauge

"I used to think that hypnotherapy was a pseudo-science but Phil has convinced me otherwise."

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."