Alternative Medicine Enthusiast Gifts

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Alternative medicine, back pain relief

'What'd I tell ya, ain't that good sh**? ... I mean ... yes, that prescription should help your eyesight.'

'I was hoping you could fix it with homeopathy.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"It's either the worst case of measles I've ever seen or excessive cupping."

"You know, I really can't help you if you're going to be so shy!"

Are you sure you're the 'Locum Doctor?'?

"Sneezy? Dopey? Sleepy? Grumpy? I take it no one here's ever heard of homeopathy?"

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

"Maybe your lunch hour isn't the best time to come in!"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"I'm addicted to acupuncture."

"Are you sure you're an expert in reiki massage?"

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Acupressure Gauge

Alternative Medicines

"I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boil twigs and chanting has cut our drugs budget in half!"

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"It's an AD for their acupuncture clinic!"

Acupuncture Clinic

"Sorry sir, homeopathic medicine doesn't work on everything."

'We can't burn 'em at the stake anymore, but we can get her for practicing medicine without leeches.'

'NOW what do we do? His score was in the top ten percent!'

Vermont Home Remedies: 'Bottled aspirin? I'm afraid you'll have to go to Boston for that item.'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Fencing Acupuncture.

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

'Okay, you can get dressed again now, Sir...'

"I had a terrible time finding a doctor that still makes house calls!"