Alternative Remedies Gifts

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Self help acupuncture

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I'm putting you on country music."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Acupuncture clinic

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 chocolate truffles in the evening should cure your broken heart.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"