Health Remedies Gifts

Cephalic Snuff as a Cure to Head Colds (After J. Gillray)

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Natural Medicines

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Alternative medicine

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

CBD Oil for Neurotics

Chicken Soup