Health Remedies Gifts

Cephalic Snuff as a Cure to Head Colds (After J. Gillray)

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Natural Medicines

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

Alternative medicine

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

CBD Oil for Neurotics

Chicken Soup