Home Remedies Gifts

The Couple Whoe Coddle Themselves

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'Wow! It doesn't smell like tomato juice!'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"He is fighting a cold, I think he is ahead on points."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Are you sure this will work, Tia Carmen? I mean, my tooth feels better...but I don't want to look...you know...like an idiot."

"Baldo, why do you think Tia Carmen's been drinking?"

"A kiss will make your boo-boo feel better...but my remedio of cayenne pepper and sugar will cure it!"

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"I couldn't remember if I'm supposed to feed a cold, or starve a cold, so I decided to drown it."

'I have two colds. I'm taking aspirin for one, and hot tea with whisky for the other.'

'Put the heating pad on it.'

'Strangle your own hernias'

Someone left a yoga student on Mrs. Clearwhistle's front stoop. The student was tangled up and couldn't get undone from himself. She recognized him; it was Earl Slabodne. He lives up on the north edge of town. Mrs. Clearwhistle poured some olive oil on Earle, and he slipped right out; she called Mrs. Slabodne, who said to send him home. Mrs. Clearwhistle did, and she didn't charge for the olive oil.

Man gargling

"Get me five feet of steel tubing..and a crash helmet!" - A bad case of heartburn?

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

Chicken Soup

"Is this a stress-relieving home remedy?"

'I feed him lots of garlic...helps keep the worms away, you know!'

Man on corner sells Huey's Stress Relieving Help.

Treating the Patient

"The worst part about having a cold is everyone's helpful suggestions."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."