Home Remedy Researcher Gifts

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Mom's Spa'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Natural Medicines

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Chicken Soup

"My dear, may I suggest a little old-fashioned biofeedback, some acupuncture, and a dollop of nutrition counselling?"

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

For Witches of a Certain Age

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

1999 Influenza Chic.