Alternative Medicine Practitioner Mugs

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'I'm having second thoughts about the health benefits of acupuncture.'

Ed's 1 Second Acupuncture Treatment - acupuncturist holding porcupine.

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."

'Ah, the pain is gone. I had no idea you knew acupuncture.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'You're new to acupuncture, then?'

'Hmmm... I'm not sure... What's the best blend for a coffee enema?'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

'I hope this will relieve some tension.'

Acupuncture

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'You don't do faith healing, do you?'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'One of the great things about homeopathy is that because the remedies don't actually do anything there's no need to worry about nasty side effects.'

Alternative medicine clinic, specialising in alternative illnesses.

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

Acupuncture Clinic.

New-Age junk diet.

'Tell Harley to use HOT packs on his back, and if that doesn't work, try COLD packs.'

Porcupine is the medical doctor at the Acupuncture clinic.

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"Try distance healing if you like, but it's a bit of a long shot"

'This is probably the first person to have died from a homeopathy overdose... '

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"Just my luck - an acupuncturist with a sense of humour!"

Acupuncture

"I am referring you to some alternative medicine..."

"Instead of an expensive, invasive procedure, we've decided to beat it out of you."

Would you have anything for a head-ache?