Alternative Healthcare Professional Mugs

The National Monument to Chiropractors Specializing in Neck Pain

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Self help acupuncture

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

Burnout Syndrome...

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Unexpected Error

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."