Traditional Medicine Advocate Gifts

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

Witch Doctor

Acupuncture clinic

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Alternative Medicine.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"My joints... are almost done"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Cowboy Acupuncture