Traditional Medicine Advocate Gifts

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Acupuncture clinic

Alternative Medicine.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"My joints... are almost done"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,