Natural Remedy Advocate Gifts

'Lemon and water is great for digestion, but not for your early morning greeting.'

'Well, there is no chair, Mr, Smith, because I am a holistic dentist, I use natural methods to extract teeth without drugs such as Novocain,'

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Alternative Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"The sea will doctor you now."

"My joints... are almost done"

Natural Medicines

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

Alternative medicine

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'