Natural Remedy Advocate Pillows

'Lemon and water is great for digestion, but not for your early morning greeting.'

'Well, there is no chair, Mr, Smith, because I am a holistic dentist, I use natural methods to extract teeth without drugs such as Novocain,'

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Alternative Medicine.

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"My joints... are almost done"

Natural Medicines

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Alternative medicine

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

'Have you tried Lourdes?'