Herbal Remedy Advocate Pillows

"Wow! I've never seen so many get-well plants!"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Mom's Spa'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Natural Medicines

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

Alternative medicine

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

For Witches of a Certain Age

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"I curse the day I ever heard of Ginkgo Biloba."

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"Penicillin? I'm sorry – I don't practice alternative medicine."

'Dear BBC, I am writing to complain about your show with the misleading title of Grow Your Own Drugs ...'

'I think it is a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.'

"I appreciate your researching solutions on the Internet, but there is little evidence to show twig broth and changing will help your condition."

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

'It's just in from the rainforest, so there may still be some roots and stems in it.'

Camomile Tea