Herbal Healing Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on Echinacea?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Too much cilantro

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Plant Lady

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Natural Medicines

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

'Look what my son gave me!'

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

Alternative medicine

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'