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"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Alternative Medicine.

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Witch Doctor

"The sea will doctor you now."

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

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Natural Medicines

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

Alternative medicine

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Chicken Soup

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'