Herbal Healing Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on Echinacea?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Too much cilantro

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

Plant Lady

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Natural Medicines

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

Alternative medicine

'Look what my son gave me!'

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Omelette aux grosses herbes

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'