Herbal Remedy Enthusiast Gifts

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

"You might as well go see some crazy old lady who treats you with herbs and tree branches!"

"Let's see what your chart says. The patient needs...chamomile tea...a delivery from Concha's Herbal Shop...and 10 gallons of holy water?"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Have you tried St. John's Wort?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Too much cilantro

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Mom's Spa'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

Plant Lady

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Natural Medicines

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."