Herbal Healer Aficionados Gifts

The Original - St. John's Wart - Only 5 Shekels!

Too much cilantro

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Plant Lady

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Alternative medicine

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'Look what my son gave me!'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Omelette aux grosses herbes

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'