Herbal Healer Aficionados Prints

The Original - St. John's Wart - Only 5 Shekels!

Too much cilantro

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Plant Lady

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

'Look what my son gave me!'

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

Alternative medicine

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

For Witches of a Certain Age