Herbal Enthusiast Prints

"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"

Vending Machine in Alternative Medicine Clinic

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

'It's just in from the rainforest, so there may still be some roots and stems in it.'

"Penicillin? I'm sorry – I don't practice alternative medicine."

Nancy's Yerberia - We cure colds - good luck pills - no more back pain!

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'Milton had an interesting side-effect from taking St John's wort.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal toothpaste you're using.'

It appears to be a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using.

"I think you've crossed the line, Alphonse, from seasoning to herbal medicine."

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

"I appreciate your researching solutions on the Internet, but there is little evidence to show twig broth and changing will help your condition."

"Looks like your Father may have scored some of that medical marijuana."

Too much cilantro

Medicinal plants

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"What are you in for?"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Plant Lady

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'