Ancient Healer Enthusiast Gifts

'Got anything for a headache?'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Traumatology.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

An astronaut dowses on the moon.

Medical Arts Building

Hypatia

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Race you to the spleen!"

Stonehenge Bowling

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

Alternative medicine

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

"Shoo!"

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

Zeno Gives Directions

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

'If his mask scared you, just wit 'till you get his bill.'

"I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on Echinacea?"

'Me friend! Me animal doctor....'

Ancient Greek Downsizing

Laozi

"Look sharp, Son. Your Mother's family just showed up."

'For fever, we scrape the bark from this branch, boil it with shreeded leaves, and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure, we add some antibiotics.'

"Would you say this is a must-win?"