Energy Healer Enthusiast Gifts

"Milt, I'm beginning to think that you illness is a disharmony of life energy."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Advances in Third World Healthcare

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Junior Doctor.

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Broken Heart

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Traumatology.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Got anything for a headache?'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Psychiatry visit.

Medical Arts Building

Dancing Doctor

One line a day... Diary 2020

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

Earth and doctor

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e