Joyful Healer Gifts

'Well Shirley, this won't cure your chickenpox, but even a doctor wants to have some fun!'

Dancing Doctor

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

Licensed Therapist

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Little doctor.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Junior Doctor.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"Race you to the spleen!"

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

'Reflexes normal.'

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"It's cooties."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

Earth and doctor

We may save a lot of patients but we sure kill a lot of trees!

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."