Heartfelt Healer Gifts

Mourning Covid Deaths

Licensed Therapist

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Before the riots/after the riots

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Man with broken leg in cast.

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Junior Doctor.

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Broken Heart

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Psychiatry visit.

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Dancing Doctor