Hopeful Healer Gifts

'I suppose you realise this means we'll lose our disability allowance.'

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

"I want you to put your faith in the miracle of modern medicine. By which I mean you should hope for a miracle."

Licensed Therapist

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little doctor.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

New Age Store.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Junior Doctor.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

The New Age Dentist.

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

Medical Student

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Fakir Shrink.

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Dancing Doctor