Future Healer Gifts

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

'Maybe we should have bought him the private version.'

'Let's play Doctor - You be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the mal-practice attorney.'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Med. school 101 - 'Affordable diseases'. Med. school 302 - 'Unaffordable diseases'.

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

All I can understand is my brother graduated from medical school...the rest is unintelligible.

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

"I'm taking the quiz at the end of each chapter."

Medical Student

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'