Future Doctors Gifts

Jimmy and Jane Play Doctor

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"