Future Medic Gifts

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

Playing Doctors.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little doctor.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Anatomy.

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"