Future Md Gifts

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

The importance of paying attention in med school.

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the Hippocratic Oath?'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little doctor.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

Anatomy.

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'