Future Surgeon Gifts

'I told you he wouldn't waste any time starting his practice.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little doctor.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Body Building

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'