Future Doctor Gifts

Vending machines. Junk food. Robotic surgery.

'How can I ever become a doctor if I don't learn to go without sleep?'

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'Your research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"This semester I'm taking litigation avoidance. How about you?"

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

'C'mon son! Let me teach you! You know - in case this whole 'medical' thing doesn't work out!'

"You need to reduce the stress. You live a very unhealthy lifestyle!"

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"I didn't realize there would be so much yucky stuff."

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'

The Difference Between Kindergarten and Middle School

returning a Jr. MD kit tyhat fails to mention malpractice insurance

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'That's the latest kit with information on negotiating with insurers, reimbursement caps, health exchanges and the new health law implementation. I hope that won't discourage your child from wanting to be a physician.'

'My Reginald made an important step towards becoming a successful doctor. He won the school Golf tournament.'

'Let's see now. My left is your right and your left is my right.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"Gracie, how come you never play doctor anymore?"

"Can I borrow a knife, Mommy. . . Stevie and I are playing doctor, and I want to be a surgeon!"