Aspiring Surgeon Gifts

'I have no idea what that thing is either...'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

'Once I dreamt of being a famous surgeon. Woke up covered in blood.'

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'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

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'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Junior doctor kits.

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

Playing Doctors.

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"Why would anyone hire a barrister, anyone can talk...I'm taking on my own case just as soon as I finish this triple by-pass."

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"