Medical Hopeful Gifts

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

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'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"He's a whiz kid."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Playing Doctors.

Be A Doctor

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Junior doctor kits.

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a business owner, or president, or the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer!"

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

Doctors Through the Ages...

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'