Aspiring Physician Gifts

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little doctor.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Anatomy.

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.