Aspiring Medic Gifts

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

'All A's and an F in penmanship. Have you ever thought about becoming a doctor?'

"It needs to be much more illegible if you ever want to become a doctor, son."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'It's my dream to go to medical school, and become a proctologist!'

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little doctor.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

Playing Doctors.

Junior doctor kits.

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."