Future Medical Hero Gifts

'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Dancing Doctor

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'What's holding him up?'

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

EU Vaccine approval

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

COVID 19

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'