Future Hero In Training Gifts

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Super Student

"I've been genetically modified!"

Planting veggies

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

A child busking

"Until we get more employees to join, we'll just have to roll with the paunches."

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

'The salad bar's coming in early this year!!'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Hans Brinker - the early years.

'He's pre-med.'

"You said gardening would be duck soup. This is vegetable soup."

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

'When she grows up she wants to be a nurse and do filing.'

'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'

"They're to remind me to change your bandages."

'You can't beat home groan.'

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"