Legendary Hero In Training Gifts

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Super Student

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Punk Rock?'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

Long-legged clown...

A child busking

Fitness Course.

Dolphin tricks.

Rock & Roll

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Musician plugged into amp.

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

Air Guitar, Electric Air Guitar.

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."