Legendary Hero In Training Mugs

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Super Student

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Punk Rock?'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

Long-legged clown...

Fitness Course.

Rock & Roll

A child busking

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

Dolphin tricks.

Musician plugged into amp.

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'