Superhero In Training Mugs

"Be right with you. Just tweeting that you’re a ‘take one only’ house."

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Man tries on cape

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Super Student

"Hi-yah!"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I've been genetically modified!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

Cavemen Exhibit

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Long-legged clown...

A child busking

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

Dolphin tricks.

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'What happens after the end of time?'

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"