Healthcare Hopeful Gifts

'I'm afraid we can't accept you as a medical student, your handwriting is far too legible. '

'Maybe we should have bought him the private version.'

'I have good news. This should clear up in about $1800.00.'

'Why's Burl hiding in the back seat, Joy?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Get well soon!

Healthy Patients Only

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"You call all this a side effect?"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Drug vending machines at hospital.

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'