Healthcare Dreamers Gifts

'How sweet, they're playing 'Doctors and Nurses.''

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

Get well soon!

Healthy Patients Only

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"You call all this a side effect?"

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Drug vending machines at hospital.

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"I'll bet he takes other dangerous drugs too! See if we can catch him with an aspirin!"

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'