Healthcare Dreamers Gifts

'How sweet, they're playing 'Doctors and Nurses.''

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"You call all this a side effect?"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Drug vending machines at hospital.

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'

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"I'll bet he takes other dangerous drugs too! See if we can catch him with an aspirin!"

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'