Medical Career Dreamer Gifts

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

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"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"I always wanted to work with animals."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'I was healthy until a guy disagreed with me at a meeting on health care.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'