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Doctors Through the Ages...

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

Doctors Discussion

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Doctors

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Medical Examinations.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."