Explorer Of Medical Careers Gifts

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'I was healthy until a guy disagreed with me at a meeting on health care.'