Explorer Of Medical Careers Mugs

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'From now on, Bob, you'll have to fetch your own newspaper and slippers. I'm ready for a career change.'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'I was healthy until a guy disagreed with me at a meeting on health care.'