Exploring Careers Gifts

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

Careers guidance

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Make a lot of money."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Go! Means NOW!

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

"The boss can see you now."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

Caged Businessman

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Had enough of the box.

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"What's your occupation?"

'Frankly, I'm ed up with brilliant, independent thinkers. I'm looking for a good old fashioned yes man.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'