Medical Industry Enthusiast Gifts

'There are no NHS tooth fairies available, I'm private. That'll be

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Healthy Patients Only

Get well soon!

Doctors

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?