Med School Dreamer Gifts

'He's pre-med.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Good luck in your A Levels.

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

Exploring Healthcare Careers

The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

Be A Doctor

Playing Doctors.

Universidad

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

"I love academe. And academe loves me to death. But crap, I'm just not in love."

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."