Med School Dreamer Pillows

'He's pre-med.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Good luck in your A Levels.

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Exploring Healthcare Careers

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

Universidad

Be A Doctor

Playing Doctors.

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"I love academe. And academe loves me to death. But crap, I'm just not in love."

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."