Medical Dreamer Pillows

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Be A Doctor

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

Exam

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

The Idea of America.

Brain Power

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

DACA

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Good luck in your A Levels.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Johannes Kepler

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'How long do you think it will take to heal?'

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'